A: Yes, really.
Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I BECOME A GROWER?
A: 1) Register on M4KNASHVILLE.com website before Clean Shave and pay Stache Tax.
2) We will send you a personalized link to your fundraising page.
3) Share your link via email, text & social media and ask your network to help you raise money for a great cause!
Q: WHAT IF MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS I CAN’T HAVE A MUSTACHE?
A: Dump her. Its that simple. First, its not going to work “long term” if she can’t see the beauty of your lip sweater. Second, once you start growing you will have scores of random women giving you cell phone numbers to try to get a taste of your cookie duster.
Q: IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN SUPPORT YOU WITHOUT ACTUALLY GROWING A MUSTACHE?
A: Yes, several in fact. First, you can simply support one of the growers by making a donation. Second, you can come to the checkpoint parties. If you are a girl, you can join as a StacheGroupie (there are lots of them). We anticipate quite a group of women to be left in our Burt Reynolds stud wake.
Q: SERIOUSLY. FOR REAL FOR REAL?
A: Absolutely. Since M4K America first started in 1999 they have raised over $10 million for local children’s charities. Yes, growing mustaches. At some point it starts to feel legitimate.
Q: CAN I PARTICIPATE VIRTUALLY?
A: Yes. We will have in person checkpoints in 2021 but they will all be broadcast so you can participate virtually if you choose.
Q: CAN I GROW A GOATEE?
A: No. Mustaches only. No goatees, fu manchus, beards, punk patches, soul patches, cabbage patches, mutton chops, pork chops, karate chops, chin snuggies, jaw poppies, Egyptian curlers or anything south of the mouth. Sideburns are allowed but must stay north of the stache.
Q: HOW DO I DONATE? IS MY DONATION TAX DEDUCTIBLE?
A: Yes, your donation is 100% tax deductible. Just click on the Donate Now button in November to make your donation. Make sure to specify what Grower you are supporting.
Q: DO I HAVE TO GO TO ALL OF THE CHECKPOINTS?
A: No, but if you are able to it makes the entire month much more fun. At the very least you should plan to attend Clean Shave and Stache Bash.
Q: HOW DO I GET INFORMATION ABOUT BEING THE NEXT M4K CHARITY PARTNER?
A: Check our website in September and Facebook for announcements. We are looking for local charities that are focused on children.
Q: IS IT POSSIBLE TO WIN SEVEN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS WITH A MUSTACHE?
A. Yes, Mr. Spitz you know that it is. We didn’t forget you.